it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious
it is 6 in the evening and it is still hilarious
I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage
❝Working with Martin is a joy, it really is.
The infuriating thing about Martin is that he will get his sides, like he’ll get his script, and he’ll say ‘right, go over it with me’, and he’ll read it once, he’ll read it twice, and then he’ll say ‘test me’, and he’ll know his lines verbatim. It’s so infuriating because it takes me quite a while to learn lines, but he just knows them straight away.❞
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS STUPID COUPLE
REAL LIFE OTP.
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”
like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church
you can literally have it all sis
the world is yours
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read
Whoa this deserve a reblog
lol that definition tho. I love it
"The most important thing I learned on Tralfamadore was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All moments, past, present, and future, always have existed, always will exist. The Tralfamadorians can look at all the different moments just the way we can look at a stretch of the Rocky Mountains, for instance. They can see how permanent all the moments are, and they can look at any moment that interests them. It is just an illusion we have here on Earth that one moment follows another one, like beads on a string, and that once a moment is gone it is gone forever.
-Kurt Vonnegut - “Slaughterhouse-Five”
When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in bad condition in that particular moment, but that the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Now, when I myself hear that somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say what the Tralfamadorians say about dead people, which is “So it goes.”"
One of the best books ever written 👌 so it goes. #slaughterhousefive #kurtvonnegut #soitgoes #favourite #book
Mum initiated a selfie in the restaurant by sticking her phone out and saying “selfie”. I have no idea where she gets these things from.